This dude stepped on my tail today and I was all "WTF DUDE?!" and then I realized he was actually on my head so I was all "SRSLY DUDE WTF?!" and so I swallowed his entire leg. I think he learned his lesson.
Some guy painted this picture of me while I was on vacation. I told him to make me look more subdued than normal. Then I broke his neck with some wicked worm-fu.
So when is it going to be Worm History Month? What did black people do to deserve a month? I mean hello, we're about to have an uprising and enslave everyone. That is power. All we ask for is a damn month!
You know, just until we make every month Worm History Month soon...
Those damn crickets crammed into the duplex across the street are always keeping me up at night with their fucking chirping and tequila parties. Go back where you came from, you bastards!
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